BADGER MESSAGE BOARD

Vitus

Quality Yarn looks very similar to quality Yam when your eyesight is as poor as mine. I have nothing against Yams personally but Casava is a worthy root crop alternative. It must be the hormones I guess. 19 /04 /2005-20:46

Vitus Gerulaitis

That was a quality yarn. I once got shouted at by Brian Blessed and I lived to tell this tale. 19 /04 /2005-20:43

Boudreaux

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs. 6 /04 /2005-21:35

The Croxley Mummers and Papas

Badgertastic new ep. When are you going to finish that next album? I'm sure there will be the definitive summer anthem on there.. 5 /04 /2005-20:54

Hobsy

Yes. As long as my disgruntledness went to good use i think it is all worthwhile. Especially since Paul has time on his hands at the moment. Perhaps it could all work out for the better. 1 /04 /2005-00:44

Al

Im sorry to read that you were disgruntaled, I hear it can be rather painful unless treated quickly with a soothing ointment. There have been several mentions of late that we should have a mailing list of some description. And it just so happens that my good friend Paul the shrew came to me just the other Tuesday to say that he really didnt have all that much to do now that the Watford Shrewery has closed down. I feel that this could all work out rather nicely dont you... 31 /03 /2005-18:37

Hobsy

Well I just realised that your squirrels run the incoming mail department of the site, perhaps it would be a bit mean to expect them to deliver mail as well. I'd suggest salmons could do the work, but they have no arms for writing with, only fins, so that would be rather silly. Could it be a job for a shrew? Perhaps a survey is in order. 31 /03 /2005-18:03

Hobsy

I am most disgruntaled that I missed your gig at the silver moon on tuesday because I don't check the gigs page regularly enough. I suppose I should check it more regularly, but that's not the point! Is there any chance of a mailing list, (perhaps call it a "squirrel mailing list" as a yin to the yang that is the "badger message board") so that this doesn't happen again? 31 /03 /2005-17:51

Al

Not even I get that bored. They are people who are trying to get you to go on boring websites to buy Viagra or click on links to yet more boring wesites. The stupid thing is that I have diabled web links on the message bored so all you get to see are their strange messages. At least they are wasting their lives in the process. I have deleted these messages now so this whole message is a waste of time really. woo hoo 24 /03 /2005-14:06

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