THE ODDIE BELLAMY QUESTION 

If David Bellamy was a Robot made by the Badgers to represent their interests in the human world.
And If Bill Oddie was a Robot made by the otters for the same reason.
What would happen if the Badgers and Otters went to war and the Bellamybot and Oddiebot
were recalled by the waring factions to help fight in their struggle

Who would win the fight?