ARMA-GIDEONS

 

Welcome to the world of the Armagideons, an Extremist breakaway sect from the seemingly innocent 'Gideon' Movement. Described by one man as "Viscious, goofy half priests who lock people in cellars until they trim their vocals chords to sound like operatic trainspotters" this secretive group has been the focus of investigations and accusations from kidnapping to black magic, but has yet to be convicted in any court of law.

All that we know is that Horatio and Delazlo Spilltrunion, Chiropodist Psychologists from Hitchin, Herts, founded the group in 1998, and believe that they and their followers will bring about the end of the world and rise to heaven to rule alongside Jesus and his Dad in a time of Folk Music and/or fear.

Join them, if you dare to become… an Armagidieon!

 

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