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To become an Arma-Gideon you must...

Discover Your New Name
Take The Pledge
Have your name added to the scroll of Belonging & Recieve your Certificate

THE SCROLL OF BELONGING

CERTIFICATE EXAMPLE

YOUR NEW NAME

To discover you new name take the first letter of your first name and find the new name which goes with that letter. Then take the Second Letter of Your Last name and do the same.

For Example: George Bush Becomes, Slappy McSpaniel

A	Broccoli	N	Sharpalls
B	Tinker	O	Pistols
C	Tuff Tuff	P	Puffin
D	Specific	Q	Tressle
E	Brambles	R	Flumex
F	Grove	S	Dinky
G	Slappy	T	Waffty
H	Sellwin	U	Mc Spaniel
I	Clusters	V	Skip
J	Chuff Chuff	W	Posture
K	Flash	X	Lingers
L	Shep	Y	Limp
M	Benedict	Z	Frollak

THE PLEDGE

Using your new name recite the Arma-Gideon Pledge Below out loud

I (New Name) Take thee, Thine pledge
In Ecclesiastical exchange for mine thoughts

Our Father, who art in the cupboard, Harold be thy name.
Give us this Day our daily door
In Perth as it is in Havering
And forgive us for trespassing
As we forgive those who press charges against us
Lead us into Old People's Homes
And deliver us in strange boxes
From Door to Door
From Hotel to Motel
Through the Window and into the Bedroom
To teach and assimilate
Til Death doth does do me in
For thine is the Kingdom
Where I'll stash them in a cupboard
For ever and ever and ever and ever

I'm In (with JESUS)

JOIN

Complete the details below to have your name added to the Scroll of Belonging and recieve your very own certificate

(We will e-mail you the certificate, this may take a few days)

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