WARNING
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WARNING
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Here is something the Arma-Gideons don't want you to know. A Strange Skeleton hidden in their already overcrowded cupboard.
Entering the world of the Arma-gideons can unleash strange prime evil force within the human mind resulting in a condition known as CHEWBACCARITUS.
How far gone are you? Read on............
1. The casualty may loose their Grasp on Reality
Your casualty will start by becoming embroiled in a strange fantasy.
It has been noted that people that have joined the Arma-gideon movement have very quickly developed religious delusions of power and status.
"Reality n. (re-al' i-te) All that is real, the real world as distinct from imagination or fantasy"
The casualty needs to be removed from the Arma-Gideon environment immediately.
If this is done, they will usually make a full recovery.
2. Their Speech Becomes Strange and Twisted
The Casualty's voice will alter dramatically into a deep throaty resonating tone that may even drop into a very low sub human growl when saying particularly religious words like 'Jesus' or 'Bible'
Estranged family members of Arma-Gideons have commented on the change in voice saying "The voice that was once comforting and familiar became distorted and alien to us"
The casualty is not beyond help
at this point but will rapidly deteriorate if medical and psychological aid
are not summoned quickly
3. Face Can Contort without Reason
After the delusions and change in voice, you may quickly start to notice that the casualty's face is distorting, seemingly against the will of its occupant
Documented footage has revealed that a fully-fledged Arma-Gideons face can contort itself subconsciously of the hosts will. The face pulled upwards with eyes staring and lips snarling can be quite overpowering. Some believe that this face has special Hypnotic powers, although this is hard to prove.
This is your last chance! Although a full recovery at this point is doubtful, it is possible, with modern medicine, good mental health care and regular electric shock treatment, for the casualty to lead a productive role in society once more.
4. CHEWBACCARITUS
Finally the casualty will descend into the final stages of "The Becoming" you will know this when they start to exhibit the unmistakable signs of Chewbaccaritus
The name of this condition derives from the Character 'Chewbacca' in the film Star Wars. The disease acquired this name because when the afflicted gets into in any kind of agitated state, such as Anger or Excitement they let out a blood curdling Prehistoric Cry, much like the cry's heard from the said Wookie.
Here are a few examples of Chewbaccaritus
that have been caught on tape, although we doubt you will miss it
Work Stress (Surgeon in Operating Theatre) 346kb
A Surprise (Boo!) 80.9kb
Sexual Excitement (Caught in the act) 241kb
It is a little known fact that all humans carry the Chewbaccaritus condition in our genes, however due to a greater control over our conscious mind the disease has (in most) lain dormant for Hundreds of Thousands of years. Arma-Gideons believe this is a side affect to unleashing their special powers.
If the casualty shows signs of Chewbaccaritus ITS TOO LATE! They are beyond help, you should at this point run for your life and call the emergency services
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!